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Corporate Majdoor
Now Live — Corporate Survival Kit 2026

Uniform For The Modern Corporate Majdoor

Gear For 9-To-Whenever Survivors

Made On Copious Amounts Of Chai And Sutta

Professional From 10 Feet. Chaos From 2 Feet.

The only merch brand that understands your Monday blues, appraisal trauma, and chai dependency. Built by majdoors, for majdoors.

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Latest Updates

📌 NEW

New Drop Alert!

The ADARSH BALAK award set has arrived. Self-award yourself this festive season.

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Bulk Orders Available

Gifting to your entire team? We do corporate bulk orders with custom branding.

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Free Shipping Above ₹999

Add one more item to your potli — free delivery on orders above ₹999.

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— Why Us?

Because We Get It

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Made in India

Every product crafted with Indian corporate soul in mind. Designed in Bangalore, manufactured in India.

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Fast Delivery

Faster than your appraisal cycle. Orders ship within 24 hours. Pan-India delivery.

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Easy Returns

14-day no-questions-asked returns. Unlike your company's leave policy.

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Gift Ready

Perfect corporate gifting solution. Wrap it up for your favourite suffering colleague.

— Corporate Milestones

Community Celebrations

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Priya Sharma

Survived Q3 Review

“Aaj ki chaai sabse meethi thi! Finally got that "meets expectations" — which we all know means I'm the entire department.”

🎉 Work Anniversary
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Rahul Verma

Promotion (Finally!)

“After 3 years of "we'll see next cycle" — IT HAPPENED. Senior Associate to... Associate Senior. Progress!”

🚀 Promotion
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Sneha Patel

Resignation Accepted

“The dream is real. Two weeks notice submitted. Corporate Majdoor mug will be my parting gift to the team. Tata Bye Bye!”

✌️ Liberation Day
— Verified Suffering

What The Majdoors Say

★★★★★

“Bought the Overtime Club hoodie. My manager asked where I got it and I said "a place that understands me." Best ₹1299 spent.”

Aditya K.

Senior Associate, Probably

🧥 Overtime Club Hoodie
★★★★★

“The passive aggressive pen set is my favourite. Writing "as per my last email" in actual engraved metal hits different.”

Meera S.

Product Manager (MBA Wasted)

🖊️ Passive Aggressive Pen Set
★★★★★

“Got the mug for my entire team. Morale improved by approximately 0% but chai tastes better now. Worth it.”

Rohit V.

Software Engineer (7th year)

☕ Monday Motivation Mug
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Majdoor Feed

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Monday morning survival kit. Chai + mug + zero motivation.

#CorporateMajdoor❤️ 2.4K
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My resignation letter notepad has been refilled 3 times. One day...

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Self-awarded Employee of the Month. Again. For the 4th time.

#MajdoorLife❤️ 6.8K
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New hoodie, old deadlines. The Overtime Club never closes.

#WearYourTrauma❤️ 3.2K
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Framed my salary slip. It's conceptual art now.

#GrossInjustice❤️ 8.9K
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"As per my last email" — engraved in steel because it's permanent.

#PassiveAggressive❤️ 5.5K